1) You own more than three green Woolies shopping bags and you've used them at one time or another as a picnic basket, carry-on luggage and/or a purse.
2) You know what a snag is and you'll eat it in a pinch.
3) You've taken a Kangaroo and Damper cooking class.
4) You know someone who knows someone who saw their FIRST alien here.
5) You now drive on the left even when your the only person on the road.
6) You've gone shopping in your bedroom slippers and not been bothered.
7) You've had to wait for a camel to vacate the roadway.
8) You've recently been on holiday, put your rubbish in a bin, or had to ask for extra serviettes.
9) You've forgotten what Velveeta tastes like.
10) You've had more than one packet of ranch dressing confiscated by Australian Customs.
1 comment:
Edwina,
Does Australia have a late night television host equivalent of David Letterman? If so, this should be submitted for the top ten list segment. Geez, I'm thinking a whole show could be built around it : ) What is a damper? A snag? L, Rowena
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